1. You can hug your friend without wondering if she thinks you're gay.
2. You can hug your friend without wondering if YOU'RE gay.
3. If you're dumb, some people will find it cute.
4. You can quickly end any fight by crying
5. Your friends won't think you're weird if you ask whether there's spinach in your teeth.
6. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
7. New lipstick gives you a whole new lease on life.
8. You'll never regret piercing your ears.
9. You can fully assess a person just by looking at her shoes.
10. Nothing crucial can be cut off with one clean sweep.
Thursday, July 31, 2008
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